I got an offer in the mail Saturday for a Star Wars credit card. It was addressed not to me by name, but to "Star Wars Enthusiast" at my address.

"What made them think you were a Star Wars Enthusiast?" asked Jenn.

We determined that, were the offer to find someone who would be offended at being labelled a Star Wars Enthusiast, it's not like they had that person's business to begin with. "Star Wars Enthusiast? ...the nerve! There's no way I'm getting a Star Wars credit card now!"

So, um... anyone want a Star Wars credit card?