Chris Noth

Richard Chamberlain

Rules for mayo:

1. Mayo is better when warm.

2. Mayo is better when placed directly next to the tomato.

3. Pesto mayo has different rules.

Hey, this is great, it's like a .vomit post except instead of alienating 50 people who didn't hang out with me last night, I'm alienating the whole Internet*!

*20 people and a spambot from Austria