I'm sitting in logic class this morning with Doug. The professor's talking about countability of sets, and he writes something on the board about "bijections". His lowercase i, though, looks like an o.

I lean over to Doug and whisper, "That says 'bojection'."

"Bojection," I whisper to myself, savoring the sound of the word.

"Bo-jection," I repeat in a funny voice.

Thirty seconds later, it clicks. I lean over to Doug again. He's smiling - he knows what's coming, he's just come up with it himself.

"That's a bijection," I tell him, "that plays both football and baseball."