Wow. Tinselet leaves town for the first weekend this semester, and look who pops up out of the woodwork. For the first time this semester. What a crazy coincidence! Isn't it?

Well, see, that's the tough part. Once you've lost all faith in someone, it becomes difficult to believe in coincidences anymore. Once you have a theory, all the data seems to fit it.

Maybe that just means it's a good theory.

I guess it isn't really my place to complain, since Tinselet's the one who should be offended.

No, I take that back. Tinselet is my friend, and if someone is going to be a passive-aggressive asshole towards one of my friends, I'm going to take issue with it. Wouldn't be the first time.