I still have not received a phone call from the guy at Astronaut Central which I was promised.

However, I did receive an e-mail from him today offering me a job there.

Okay, raise your hands if I successfully psyched you out with that first paragraph. Anyone? Anyone?

Now I just have to finish getting this freakin' degree. One of my professors today gave us the following information about our final exam:

"Things you should bring:

• Calculator

• Ruler

• Pens

Things we will provide you:

• Exam

• Paper

• More paper

Things you should leave at home:

• Books

• Pony"