I've gone through my whole life thinking that my dad was the one who looked like Gabe Kaplan.

But Jenn makes a compelling argument.

I'm faced with questions now that I've never been faced with before in my life.

Do I shave off the bottom half of my goatee and go out and buy some suede jackets?

Do I start telling jokes about my wacky uncles?

Why doesn't Marcia Strassman like me?

Do you have a note?