Today is my brother's birthday. Wish him a happy birthday if you know him, which you probably don't.

I had a strange dream last night involving a helicopter crash. I have dreams about planes crashing fairly frequently, though I'm never in the plane. In this one, I was on campus, and I saw this helicopter crash, but it turned out to be a toy helicopter. But then a real helicopter flew by and the pilot got so distracted by the toy helicopter that he crashed the real helicopter into the bottom of a stairwell. I ran over to see if everyone was alright, and they were, piling out of the helicopter before it caught on fire or anything.

So if I know you, please don't get in any helicopters this week.