Lisa claims that, although there were tears in her eyes, it doesn't count as crying.

We're still making fun of her about it.

I think people trust me too much. It's not that I'm an untrustworthy person or anything - far from it. But I'm currently in possession of a blank, signed timecard for this week. I could easily bilk my department out of $450 and nobody would be any the wiser.

I'm not going to do this, because I am a trustworthy person, and because I like my department.

Sometimes you can't help but think about these kinds of things, though. Like when you walk by a big truck that's parked with the ignition running, and you're thinking, "Hey, free truck."