I left myself logged into DiaryLand on my girlfriend's computer, and now she is taking advantage of that and writing in my diary while I am practicing improv. What a crafty little minx!

Did I ever tell you how cool I am? How I am the best boyfriend of all time and a sexy motherfo to boot? How even my girlfriend is sick as a dog with a hangover she loves being around me because I am so sweet and cute?

Didn't think so, because I am so modest.

And hot. I am so, so hot.