I'm not going to answer that list of questions that everyone else seems to be answering, but I will tell you about the time that a girl I had just made friends with while doing a show in college forwarded me a similar list of questions, only this one was apparently written by Prince. One of the questions was, I shit you not, "Would u do me fast or slow?" I was all, "wtf" and she was all "I know! Isn't this a stupid list?" and I was all, "Yeah, thanks for sending it to me. P.S. Nothing Compares 2 U"

Anyway, I'm leaving for the airport in less than an hour. Hopefully I'll be able to make a small update from one of those crazy Euro cybercafes.