There's some crazy Vietnam vet holed up in an apartment two blocks from here, and there are SWAT teams trying to get him out.

The things you learn having the local news on in the background.

What annoys me most about the new Cat in the Hat movie is that the commercials for all the associated product tie-ins (and there are a ton of those for this movie) feel the need to rhyme.

And for some reason, ad copywriters have absolutely no sense of meter. Come on, guys. Count the syllables in each line, and if it doesn't come out the same, it's time for a rewrite.